I thought this may be a neat section.
Jeff Bar
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Last week, while visiting family, I was lucky enough to get a ticket to the exciting Auburn-Alabama football game. My seat was way up in the nosebleed section, but it was still very exciting just to be there.
During halftime I decided to visit the bathroom, stretch my legs a bit and check out the view of the field from down near the sidelines. I got down near the field, and about 10 rows up, on the aisle right on the 50-yard line sat an Auburn fan in all his gear. The seat next to him was filled up with souvenirs, nachos and beer. I said "Hey! That's a great seat! You can afford to use it just to keep your stuff on?"
The man answered "This was my wife's seat. We've been season ticket-holders and huge Auburn fans for nearly 40 years, and she recently passed away."
"Oh, I'm sorry for your loss". I say "My condolences to you."
"Thank you" says the gentleman.
"Still, that's a great seat. Couldn't you ask a friend or relative if they wanted to come, so the ticket wouldn't get wasted?"
"I tried, but they were all going to the funeral instead!"