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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2017, 06:40:04 PM »
Christmas Lights are like Coworkers . Thy all Hang together but some Don't work and the rest are Not to Bright ! whistling

Ain't that the truth.

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2017, 06:06:52 PM »
Christmas Lights are like Coworkers . Thy all Hang together but some Don't work and the rest are Not to Bright ! whistling
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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2017, 03:44:53 PM »
 rofl
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Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2017, 02:10:40 PM »
I thought this may be a neat section.  dance
Jeff Bar
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Last week, while visiting family, I was lucky enough to get a ticket to the exciting Auburn-Alabama football game. My seat was way up in the nosebleed section, but it was still very exciting just to be there.
During halftime I decided to visit the bathroom, stretch my legs a bit and check out the view of the field from down near the sidelines. I got down near the field, and about 10 rows up, on the aisle right on the 50-yard line sat an Auburn fan in all his gear. The seat next to him was filled up with souvenirs, nachos and beer. I said "Hey! That's a great seat! You can afford to use it just to keep your stuff on?"
The man answered "This was my wife's seat. We've been season ticket-holders and huge Auburn fans for nearly 40 years, and she recently passed away."
"Oh, I'm sorry for your loss". I say "My condolences to you."
"Thank you" says the gentleman.
"Still, that's a great seat. Couldn't you ask a friend or relative if they wanted to come, so the ticket wouldn't get wasted?"
"I tried, but they were all going to the funeral instead!"