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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2018, 05:17:04 PM »
 iagree iagree iagree
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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2018, 05:10:49 PM »
Do you know the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?  popcorn





Outlaws are wanted.  hilarious rofl fls

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2018, 07:00:37 PM »
Poor driver. It must have been hard to tell.  hilarious

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2018, 06:55:24 PM »
A woman gets into a taxi and asks:
- To maternity hospital, please..
After a while she asks the driver:
- Do not drive so fast, please, I'm simply working there.

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2018, 05:42:13 PM »
So what is a tery?  ???

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2018, 12:15:06 PM »
Batman says to Robin:  Look Robin, it's the Batsignal.  Go get the Batmobile from the Batcave.  Robin goes to get the Batmobile and comes back a few minutes later and says:  Batman, the Batmobile will not start.  Batman replies: Did you check the Battery?  Robin gets a confused look on his face and asked Batman:  What is a tery?

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2018, 12:45:19 PM »
 :))

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2018, 03:21:52 AM »
Bear goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says I donít serve bears here. Bear says if you donít serve me Iíll eat the lady at other end of the bar! Bartender says I donít serve bears here. So the bear goes to the other end of the bar and knocks the gal off her stool and eats her. He comes back and orders his beer again. Bartender says I donít have to worry about you anymore, you will be asleep soon. Bear asks why? Bartender replyís because that was a bar bitch you ate!

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2018, 08:10:06 PM »
Check this out, banana banana banana

Millennial job interview

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2017, 01:35:42 PM »
LOL!! fls fls
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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2017, 12:17:24 PM »
 It's an oldie but here goes anyhow,
This guy has a pet goose,takes it everywhere he goes. One day decided to go to a movie. Person at ticket window says "you can't bring that goose in here". So he goes around the corner,stuffs the goose in his trousers,buys his ticket and sits down in the theater. Soon after he figures he should let the goose have some breathing room so he unzips his fly and out pops the gooses head. Two old ladies are sitting next to him. One says to the other "you should see the thing on this guy next to me!"  The other says "ahhh, ya seen one ya seen em all". The first lady the replies "oh yeah? well this one's eating my popcorn!!"

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2017, 07:41:15 PM »
Why was the Snowman smiling ?
Because he saw the Snow blower coming down the street !
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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2017, 02:46:27 PM »
I enjoy reading these jokes so here is another one:


A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, ďAre you seriously hurt?Ē
ďHow should I know?Ē the man answers, ďIím not a lawyer!Ē

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Re: Silly Joke of the day
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2017, 02:31:57 PM »
 banana banana banana banana
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